Fun Things – Ilani Axelrod-Freed

Some Math Jokes

(For when someone is referred to as being “type A”):
Type A? But have you considered all reductive groups?
A mathematician walks in to a bar, and the bar tender says “We’re closed”. The mathemetician replies “I know, but are you also open?”
Three mathematicians walk in to a bar, and the bartender asks “Would you all like a drink?”
The first mathemetician says “I don’t know,” the second also says “I don’t know,” and the third says “Yes.”
There are ten types of people in the world. People who know binary and people who don’t.
… and then there are those who didn’t realize this was a trinary joke
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a misquito?
A: Nothing: you can’t cross a scalar with a vector.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a chicken?
A: The trivial elephant bundle over a chicken.